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SOUND: Here's the thing about the app for Youtube. It gets you kind of in a groove with one video, like you're ready for a marathon. But then they switch it up out of nowhere? So you go from Takedown with Chris Hansen to 2 Hour Black Screen Brown Noise ASMR For Sleeping. And then you can't just go back. Because it doesn't let you return to the previous video. For some reason.

JACKAL: God DAMN it, Sound.

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JACKAL: We are here for the explicit fucking purpose of burying this thing. Why are you — First of all, why are you using Youtube on the app? Are you stupid?

SOUND: If you try to explain Adblock Plus to me one more fucking time, Jackal, I swear to God, I’ll wrap a belt around my neck and do the Hutchence. I will kill myself.

JACKAL: Shut up and get the sawblade.

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JACKAL: Violet is gonna be mad. She's gonna smell it, on our clothes.

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JACKAL: What’s your plan, then?

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SOUND: She can take my pillows, but she can’t take this thing out of the ground.

JACKAL: ...

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JACKAL: All this for another skull to throw on your stupid goddamn pile. Of skulls.

SOUND: She’ll never find it, dude.

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( KNOCK KNOCK )

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SOUND: Go get the door, Violet. Get it, girl.

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SOUND: Smart girl! Good job, Vi.

JACKAL: Atta girl.

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JACKAL: Come upstairs when you're ready.

SOUND: KK.

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